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The Forgetful Archaeologist
Constantly misplacing valuable gems during excavations.
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The other day, I stumbled upon an ancient gem, and I thought, "Wow, this is priceless!" Then I put it down to take a selfie with it, and now I can't remember where I left it. It's become the ultimate historical hide-and-seek.
The Insecure Gem
Feeling overshadowed by larger gems in the display case.
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The other gems call me the "fun-sized" one. I embrace it, though. I'm like the gem version of a Snickers bar – small, sweet, and always there when you need a pick-me-up.
The Miner
Trying to explain the value of a gem to a stubborn mule in the mine.
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My mule thinks I'm in the wrong business. He's like, "Why dig for diamonds when you can grow carrots? At least, people eat carrots. No one ever made a salad with rubies.
The Jewelry Store Owner
Dealing with customers who think cubic zirconia is a precious gem.
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Someone complained that their engagement ring turned their finger green. I said, "Well, maybe it's just really excited to be on your hand. It's not every day a piece of carbon gets this close to a human.
The Clumsy Thief
Attempting to steal gems without triggering alarms or knocking over display cases.
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I thought stealing gems would be easy, but these jewelers are crafty. I accidentally triggered a motion sensor, and suddenly, I was part of an unplanned interpretive dance performance in the middle of the heist.
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