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Why did Gary bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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I asked Gary if he could keep an eye on my vegetable garden. Now I have a solid 'peas' of mind!
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Why did Gary bring a map to the library? He wanted to return the book he borrowed 'geographically'!
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Why did Gary bring a pencil to the restaurant? In case he wanted to draw attention!
Ghostwriter's Block
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They say every comedian experiences writer's block. Well, I've got a ghostwriter's block – and his name is Gary. Turns out, it's tough to get creative input from a ghost who's been creatively dead for centuries.
Ghostly Giggles
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I told Gary, Give me jokes that kill! But he took it literally again. Now, instead of laughter, I've got ghosts haunting my audience. If you hear strange noises during my set, it's not the sound guy messing up; it's just Gary's attempt at a ghostly applause.
Séance of Humor
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I tried to have a writer's meeting with Gary, but it quickly turned into a séance. Apparently, ghostwriters take their job title very seriously. Now, instead of brainstorming jokes, we're summoning punchlines from the great beyond.
Ghosting the Comedy Club
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Gary convinced me that we needed to spice up our act, so he started haunting comedy clubs with me. The problem is, audiences don't appreciate a two-man show when one of them is invisible. I'm just waiting for someone to give Gary a bad Yelp review from the afterlife.
Comedy Exorcism
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I've decided it's time for a comedy exorcism. Gary, my ghostwriter, may have great material, but I need a writing partner who's a little less ghostly and a little more Google-able. Because if I'm going to bomb on stage, it should be with material that's alive and kicking, not haunting my career!
Poltergeist Punchlines
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Gary told me he could make my comedy career take off like a rocket. What he didn't mention was that it would be a haunted rocket with cackling ghosts riding shotgun. Now my punchlines have more paranormal activity than a Stephen King novel.
Ghosting the Mic
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Gary said he could write jokes in his sleep. Little did I know he meant his eternal slumber. Now, whenever I pick up the mic, it's like I'm sharing the stage with a spectral stand-up. Gary, the comedian who's killing it even in the afterlife!
Gary's Deadpan Humor
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My ghostwriter, Gary, has this unique style of comedy. It's so deadpan that it makes dad jokes seem edgy. I asked him for some lively material, and he gave me a list of tombstone puns. Thanks, Gary, for turning my comedy career into a graveyard shift!
Gary the Ghost
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You know, I recently hired a ghostwriter. But it turns out, he's not helping me write jokes, he's haunting me. I call him Gary - the ghostwriter who's more interested in ghosting me than writing for me. Now my comedy career has become a paranormal activity!
Haunted By Gary
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I asked Gary, my ghostwriter, for some killer material. He took it quite literally. Now, every time I bomb on stage, I blame Gary. I mean, who can compete with a ghost that's been dead for a century? It's like battling the ultimate heckler from beyond the grave!
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