5 Jokes For Gary

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Updated on: Sep 17 2024

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Gary's GPS Troubles

Gary has a love-hate relationship with his GPS because it always finds the scenic route.
Gary asked his GPS, "Can't we take the shortest route?" The GPS replied, "Sure, but where's the fun in that? Let's take the road less traveled, Gary.

Gary's Fitness Journey

Gary is on a perpetual diet, but his love for snacks is his greatest enemy.
Gary tried a new fitness app. It told him to walk 10,000 steps a day. So, he walked to the fridge, the bathroom, and back to the fridge. Nailed it!

Gary's Cooking Adventure

Gary is a disaster in the kitchen, but he's determined to impress with his culinary skills.
Gary's idea of a gourmet meal is ordering pizza and putting it on a fancy plate. He calls it "Italian Fusion Cuisine.

Gary and Technology

Gary struggles to keep up with the latest technology trends.
Gary's laptop is so slow; it takes him longer to boot up than it does to decide what to wear in the morning. It's the only computer with a snooze button.

Gary's Barber Dilemma

Gary hates getting haircuts because he can never decide on a style.
Gary's barber asked, "Short back and sides?" Gary replied, "No, make it long enough to cover my indecisiveness.

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