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Gandalf started a tech support service. His advice: 'Have you tried turning it off and on again? If that doesn't work, consult the Council of Elrond!
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Gandalf's favorite pickup line? 'Are you from Mordor? Because when I look at you, I see a ring of power!
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Why did Gandalf start a band? Because he wanted to play Middle Earth music!
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Gandalf tried making a cooking show, but it was too smoky. Now he's banned from the kitchen – you shall not fry!
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Why did Gandalf bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Gandalf opened a bakery, but it didn't work out. He could never get the dough to rise – not even with a little magic!
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Gandalf started a fitness class, but it was just too intense – he always yelled, 'You shall not be lazy!
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Gandalf and I have something in common – we both have a staff. His can command the forces of nature, and mine? Well, it's great for reaching snacks on the top shelf.
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Gandalf's fashion sense is on point. Robes, staff, pointy hat – he's like the OG fashion influencer. I tried dressing like him once, but people just thought I escaped from a Renaissance fair.
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Gandalf, the original master of 'You shall not pass!' Seriously, he must be the inspiration for every bouncer at a club. 'You shall not enter without proper ID!'
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Gandalf's beard is so legendary; it's like the Dumbledore of facial hair. I asked him for grooming tips, and he said, 'You shall let it flow, my friend!' Now I'm just hoping my beard doesn't start quoting Shakespeare.
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Gandalf would be a terrible life coach. Imagine him at a job interview, 'You shall not settle for anything less than the position of Supreme Overlord of Awesomeness!' Well, thanks, Gandalf, but I was aiming for receptionist.
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Gandalf would be the worst roommate. 'You shall not leave dirty dishes in the sink!' 'You shall not use my magical shampoo without permission!' I just wanted to make toast, not embark on a quest to Mordor, okay?
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Gandalf is like the ultimate GPS. Instead of 'turn left' or 'turn right,' he'd be like, 'You shall take the path of the adventurous and maybe stop for snacks.'
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Gandalf and I have similar approaches to handling problems. He says, 'You shall not pass,' and I say, 'You shall not borrow my phone charger without asking.'
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I asked Gandalf for advice on handling my student loans, and he said, 'You shall not pay!' Well, I guess I'll take that wizardly wisdom to heart.
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