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Have you noticed how every office has that one colleague who treats the printer like Gandalf guarding the gates of Moria? "You shall not print!
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I feel like every group has that one friend who becomes Gandalf at dinner, inspecting the menu like, "You shall not order the steak, it's too rare!
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The self-checkout at the grocery store is like encountering Gandalf. "You shall not scan that item without assistance!
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Have you ever tried to declutter your house? It's like Gandalf appears out of nowhere: "You shall not throw away that nostalgic t-shirt from 10 years ago!
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Ordering coffee feels like a quest these days. "I'd like a latte, please." And the barista, channeling their inner Gandalf, replies, "You shall not have caffeine!
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You know, I think my GPS is channeling its inner Gandalf. "Turn left," it says. "You shall not pass!
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Entering an elevator is like entering Middle-earth. The doors close, and suddenly, you're in the hands of Gandalf: "You shall not stop at every floor!
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Online meetings are like a fellowship. There's always that one person who takes on the Gandalf role, muting everyone like, "You shall not unmute!
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Trying to unsubscribe from promotional emails is a battle against Gandalf. "You shall not leave this mailing list!
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