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What's a GameStop employee's favorite type of movie? The stock-umentary!
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What do you call a GameStop employee who loves seafood? A shell shock trader!
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Why do GameStop employees never play hide and seek? They're always out in the open, trading secrets!
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Why are GameStop employees great at poker? They know when to hold 'em and when to trade 'em!
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GameStop employees have this magical ability to look at you and know exactly what game you're there to buy. I walked in, and the guy goes, Ah, the 'I-have-no-life-so-I'll-play-this-for-48-hours-straight' edition. Right this way!
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You ever notice how GameStop employees can flawlessly recite the plot of every game in the store? I asked one guy about a game, and he started narrating it like he was auditioning for an audiobook. I just wanted a recommendation, not an epic saga!
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GameStop employees always try to sell you on the benefits of pre-ordering. They're like, You'll get exclusive content! I'm thinking, How about you include a 'get-out-of-work-so-I-can-play' DLC, and then we'll talk.
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I went to GameStop and asked an employee for a game recommendation. He said, Try this one, it has an amazing storyline. I replied, Yeah, but does it come with a 'skip cutscene' button? Because that's all I really need.
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I went to GameStop to sell my old games, and the employee looked at them like I was handing him ancient relics. He goes, Sir, we stopped accepting these in 2005. I said, Well, so did my gaming skills, but you don't see me shutting down, do you?
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You know, I recently went to GameStop and asked an employee if they had any good games. The guy looked at me dead in the eyes and said, Have you tried going outside? I thought, Wow, I didn't know GameStop sold sarcasm in a box!
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GameStop employees are like gaming therapists. I told one guy I was stressed, and he goes, Have you considered leveling up in real life? Thanks for the profound advice, Gandalf of the gaming world!
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I asked a GameStop employee if they had a game in stock, and he said, We're sold out, but we have a similar one. I thought, Oh great, just what I wanted – the sequel to disappointment!
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I asked a GameStop employee for advice on choosing a game, and he said, Pick the one with the most explosions. I thought, Is this a gaming store or a Michael Bay movie audition?!
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