10 Gamestop Employees Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 01 2025

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I went to GameStop the other day, and the employee asked if I wanted to pre-order a game. I said, "Sure, I'd like to pre-order a life where I have time to actually play all these games.
GameStop is the only place where you can walk in, ask for the latest game, and the employee will give you a detailed analysis of the plot, characters, and probably spoil the ending. It's like having your own personal game critic.
GameStop employees have this Jedi mind trick when you're about to leave without buying anything. Suddenly, you find yourself walking out with three new games, wondering what just happened.
You ever notice how GameStop employees have mastered the art of pretending to be fascinated by your game choices? They're like, "Oh, 'Cooking Mama' for the fifth time this week? That's groundbreaking.
GameStop employees must have a PhD in keeping a straight face when you trade in 20 old games and they offer you $5. It's like they're professional poker players with a talent for not laughing.
GameStop employees must have nerves of steel. Imagine dealing with customers who argue over a 50-cent price difference on a used game. It's like negotiating international trade agreements in the gaming world.
GameStop employees are the unsung heroes of our time. They endure endless questions about release dates, console specs, and trade-in values, all with a smile. It's like being a gaming therapist with a side of tech support.
I love how GameStop employees use their knowledge of video games to subtly judge your life choices. "You're buying 'The Sims'? Planning a more exciting life virtually, huh?
GameStop employees are the real-life wizards of gaming. They can magically find a copy of that obscure game you want, hidden behind a mountain of FIFA and Call of Duty titles.
I asked a GameStop employee for recommendations, and they started describing the plot of a game like it was Shakespearean literature. I just wanted something fun, not a tragic gaming epic.

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