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Gabriel's so convinced about the afterlife, he's probably got a retirement plan for his ghost ready. I can picture him saying, "I'll haunt this place Mondays and Thursdays, take weekends off for spooky vacations.
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Gabriel's ghost stories are like Netflix series. They start off exciting, but after a while, you're like, "Dude, can we switch to a rom-com or something? I'm getting too spooked to sleep.
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Ever noticed how Gabriel's ghost detector is just his goosebumps? He'll enter a room and claim, "I sense a presence," but we all know it's just the AC kicking in.
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You know Gabriel's haunted by his own stories when he starts checking under the bed for ghosts before going to sleep. Dude, if you find one, just charge it rent!
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Gabriel's so into ghost hunting, I'm surprised he doesn't have a ghostbuster outfit. He'd probably run around with a vacuum cleaner, yelling, "Who you gonna call? Gabriel!
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Gabriel's the kind of guy who thinks every old house is haunted. You walk into a creaky floorboard and he's already drafting a letter to the spirits like, "Dear Ghosts, sorry for the intrusion, but can you keep it down past midnight? Some of us need our beauty sleep.
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You ever notice how Gabriel is always the first to leave a scary movie night? I mean, this guy believes in ghosts so much, I wouldn't be surprised if he saw a specter in the popcorn bowl and said, "Excuse me, could you pass the butter?
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Gabriel's the reason I never offer to hold a seance at his place. I'm just waiting for him to accidentally invite a ghost who refuses to leave and starts borrowing his stuff. "Hey, who moved my keys?" "It's Harold, he just needed to visit his old house.
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You know Gabriel's around when the conversation takes a turn to the supernatural. Suddenly, a flickering light becomes a paranormal activity and a gust of wind is the ghost of someone's unfinished business. I think he sees Casper in his morning cereal sometimes.
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