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So, my ghostwriter Gabriel, he's a character, let me tell you. I'm working with a ghostwriter because I've got the writing skills of a chicken nugget, but Gabriel's got his own ghostly quirks. He'll drop ideas at the most inconvenient times, like I'll be brushing my teeth and suddenly, boom
, joke about dental floss! Thanks, Gabriel, real helpful when I've got a mouthful of toothpaste!
But the thing is, Gabriel's got no concept of personal space. I'll be in the middle of a meeting, and he's like, "Hey, what about a joke about conference calls?" I'm like, "Gabe, not now, buddy!" Then there are those moments when I'm alone in the house and Gabriel thinks it's the perfect time for a creative brainstorming session. I'm trying to chill, and he's rattling cups and knocking stuff off shelves, thinking it's hilarious. Dude, I've got neighbors! They already think I'm nuts; you're not helping!
And let me tell you about Gabriel's sense of humor—spooky, to say the least. He thinks knocking on doors when there's no one there is comedy gold. Yeah, hilarious until you’re watching a horror movie, and suddenly, there’s a knock on your door! Thanks, Gabriel, for that heart attack.
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I think Gabriel's got a whole ghostwriter union going on. He disappears for hours, and I’m like, "Hey, Gabriel, where have you been?" And he's like, "Oh, sorry, I was at the annual Ghostwriter Convention, exchanging ectoplasmic writing tips." But you know what's spooky? He’s got a ghostwriter too! Yeah, apparently, in the ghostly realm, they've got their own ghostwriters helping them ghostwrite. It's ghostwriters all the way down, folks!
But despite all the ghostly chaos, Gabriel's become a part of the team. Sure, he's invisible, a little haunting, but he's family now. I mean, he's seen me in my pajamas more times than my therapist. That's a level of closeness, folks, you just can't replicate!
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You know you've hit peak ghostwriter issues when you're doing a comedy show, and Gabriel decides to add his own sound effects. I'm in the middle of a punchline, and suddenly, you hear this ghostly whisper going, "Boo!" Thanks for the backup, Gabriel, but that's my job! And the worst part? He's a heckler! Yeah, try doing stand-up when you've got your own ghost critic hovering over your shoulder. I'll be delivering a joke, and he's there going, "Nah, that's not funny enough!" I'm like, "Dude, you've been dead for how long? Your sense of humor is way outdated!"
But the upside is, when the audience doesn't laugh, I've got a built-in excuse. It's not my fault, blame Gabriel! Yeah, he's been dead for centuries, his humor might be a little dusty.
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Gabriel's a ghostwriter, but he's got a pretty loose interpretation of 'writing.' Sometimes, I swear he's in his own world. I'll ask for help on a joke, and he disappears for hours. And when he finally shows up, he's like, "Hey, I've got this fantastic idea about socks!" Socks, Gabriel? I asked for a punchline, not a laundry tip! But I’ve got to admit, having a ghostwriter has its perks. Like, I never forget a deadline. You know why? Because Gabriel is haunting me about it! I can't even sleep without him floating above my bed going, "Don't forget that joke about the chicken crossing the road!"
However, the real challenge is explaining to people why I'm having full-blown conversations with thin air. It's like, "No, no, no, I'm not crazy, it's just Gabriel, my invisible ghost buddy who's helping me write jokes. Totally normal, right?
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