7 Jokes For Funny Zebra

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Updated on: Sep 22 2024

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What advice did the wise zebra give its friends? Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a zebra!
What's a zebra's favorite movie genre? Anything in black and white, of course!
How did the zebra get its unique pattern? It was just trying to stand out in a black and white world!
Why was the zebra a terrible poker player? It always showed its hand!
How does a zebra answer the phone? With a lot of 'hello-stripes'!
How do zebras keep their fur looking good? They use a mane and tail conditioner, of course!
What do you call a group of zebras singing together? A black and white choir!

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