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How do zebras apologize? They say sorry for any stripes they may have caused!
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What's a zebra's favorite board game? Monopoly, because it's all about the black and white properties!
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Why did the zebra decide to become a stand-up comedian? Because it had a great sense of black and white humor!
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What do you call a zebra who's a great musician? A black and white note!
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How do zebras stay up to date with the latest news? They read the black and white paper!
Stripes and Spices
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I saw a zebra the other day at the zoo, and it was just standing there, looking all majestic. I thought, Is it just me, or does that zebra look like it's auditioning for a role in a spice rack commercial? I mean, cumin, paprika, and a hint of zebra – the new seasoning sensation!
Zebra Crossing Confusion
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Have you ever driven by one of those zebra crossings on the road? You know, the black and white striped crosswalks? I always imagine zebras standing there, waiting for humans to cross. They're probably thinking, Come on, I've been standing here all day, and not one zebra has crossed yet! What's the deal?
Zebra Family Photos
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Family photos for zebras must be a nightmare. Trying to coordinate everyone's stripes for that perfect picture? It's like herding cats, but with more stripes and less cooperation.
The Funny Zebra
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You ever notice how zebras are like the stand-up comedians of the animal kingdom? I mean, they've got these black and white stripes, and they're just out there trying to make a statement. But you know what's really funny? Trying to explain to them that black and white aren't just fashion choices, they're actual colors. Zebras are like, No, it's not a grayscale filter, it's my natural look!
Zebra Job Interviews
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Imagine a zebra going for a job interview. The interviewer looks at the resume and says, So, it says here you have a strong background in stripes. Can you tell me how your stripes will contribute to the success of our company? And the zebra confidently responds, Well, they make me easily identifiable in a crowd. Plus, I can double as a walking barcode scanner!
Zebra Yoga
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I heard zebras are getting into yoga now. They've got this new pose called the striped downward zebra. It's like a downward dog, but with a bit more flair – because nothing says inner peace like rocking black and white stripes while doing yoga in the savannah.
Zebra Barber Shops
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I bet if zebras had their own barber shops, the most requested haircut would be the monochrome mohawk. You know, because nothing says edgy like a zebra rocking a punk-inspired hairstyle in the wild.
Zebra Escape Plans
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You ever wonder if zebras plan their escape from predators based on their stripes? Like, Okay, guys, when the lion attacks, we'll form a zigzag pattern. Trust me, they won't be able to follow us – we're the kings of confusing camouflage!
Zebra Fashion Police
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If there were a zebra fashion police, I bet they'd be handing out tickets for fashion faux pas like, Excuse me, sir, those stripes don't match your hooves – that's a violation of the animal kingdom dress code!
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