5 Jokes For Funny Zebra

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Updated on: Sep 22 2024

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Zebra Crossing the Road

Dealing with pedestrians who can't figure out if it's a crosswalk or a wildlife safari
I saw a zebra crossing the road the other day, and someone yelled, "Hey, is this a new Uber service?" No, it's just ZebraPool – the original ride-hailing app!

Zebra Fashion Trends

Struggling with being a fashion icon while constantly being mistaken for a referee
The zebra's motto: "I'm not a referee; I just have really good taste. Stripes are the new black, literally.

Zebra Stand-up Comedy

Balancing the need for laughs with the fear that everyone's just laughing because they're striped
I tried a zebra joke at a comedy club, and someone shouted, "Tell us another one, you walking optical illusion!" Tough crowd, I tell you.

Zebra at a Job Interview

Trying to hide the fact that it's black with white stripes
Imagine being a zebra in a job interview and the interviewer says, "We're looking for someone with a colorful personality," and you're like, "Well, I've got black AND white!

Zebra Relationship Issues

Dealing with the fact that opposites attract but don't always get along
Dating advice for zebras: If you're having an argument, just stand still. They won't know if you're coming or going, and it buys you time to think.

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