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Knock, knock! Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see Friday on the calendar!
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Art. Art who? Art you glad it's Friday and we can paint the town with fun?
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome – it's Friday, and I just delivered the weekend!
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's Friday and the weekend's knocking!
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your Friday dreams are about to come true!
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the weekend is finally here!
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know it's Friday, the sweetest day of the week!
Friday knock knock
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I thought Friday knock knock was the latest tech trend, like a smart doorbell with a sense of humor. So, I installed it on my front door. Now, every time someone knocks, it says, Who's there? It's Friday! My neighbors are convinced I've lost it. But hey, at least my door has a better sense of timing than I do.
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I wrote Friday knock knock on a sticky note and stuck it to my fridge, thinking it was a motivational mantra for the end of the week. Now, every time I open the fridge, I see it and say, Who's there? Then I realize I'm talking to leftover pizza. Friday nights have become a stand-up routine between me and my midnight snacks.
Friday knock knock
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I got this mysterious note that just said Friday knock knock. So, being the curious person I am, I tried it on my boss's door at work. They opened it, and I said, Friday knock knock. They stared at me, and I quickly added, I'm just here for my paycheck, not for the knock-knock. Now, every Friday, I have to endure the awkward stare before getting paid. It's like a weird payroll initiation.
Friday knock knock
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I thought Friday knock knock was some new social media challenge. So, I started knocking on strangers' doors and recording their reactions. Turns out, people don't appreciate being part of your viral video without consent. I've been labeled the Unwanted Doorbell Influencer. My social media career is knocking on the wrong doors.
Friday knock knock
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I saw Friday knock knock written on a note, and I thought, is this a reminder for someone who's lost the concept of time? Like, every day feels like Friday, so they need a note to tell them, Hey, it's actually Friday? I want that kind of life. But then I realized, maybe it's a secret society, and I'm not cool enough to know the secret knock. I tried Friday knock knock at a bar, and security asked me to leave.
Friday knock knock
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I found Friday knock knock on my to-do list. I thought it was a task, so I started knocking on people's doors every Friday. Turns out, it wasn't a to-do; it was just a random phrase. Now my to-do list also includes explaining myself to neighbors and convincing them I'm not a door-to-door comedian. It's a tough gig, but hey, at least it's on my list.
Friday knock knock
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I decided to make Friday knock knock my catchphrase. I go to parties, knock on the door, and when someone answers, I just say, Friday knock knock! The weird thing is, people started inviting me to parties just to hear it. I've unintentionally become the party-knock guy. I've embraced it, though. I'm the social calendar's doorbell.
Friday knock knock
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I decided to give this whole Friday knock knock thing a shot. So, I knock on someone's door, and they open it, looking confused. I go, Friday knock knock. They stare at me blankly. I panic and say, I don't know, I thought it was a thing! Turns out, it's not. Now, I've become the person who brings awkward knock-knock situations to people's Fridays. You're welcome, neighbors.
Friday knock knock
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Alright, so someone hands me this note that just says Friday knock knock. I'm thinking, is it a secret code for the weekend or did I just stumble upon a very lazy knock-knock joke? I mean, Friday knock knock? Is this how we're starting our weekend, with a half-hearted attempt at humor? Is there a Thursday knock-knock that I missed? Is this like a sequel to the Wednesday knock-knock, and I'm just not up to date on my calendar jokes?
Friday knock knock
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I found Friday knock knock written on a piece of paper in the kitchen. I asked my roommate about it, and they said, Oh, that's just a reminder to knock on Friday because you keep barging in without warning. So now, I have a weekly schedule for politeness. If only there were notes for Monday excuse me and Wednesday may I enter.
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