5 Jokes For Friday Knock Knock

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Updated on: Sep 20 2024

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The Netflix Binger

Friday nights are a battleground between going out and binge-watching their favorite shows.
I invited my friend to a Friday night party, and he said, 'Is that the new series on Netflix? Because I'm already three episodes in!'

The Forgetful Neighbor

They always forget it's Friday and keep asking what day it is.
I asked my forgetful neighbor if he had any plans for Friday. He said, 'Plans? I'm just trying to remember where I put my plans for the weekend.'

The Overly Enthusiastic Co-worker

Gets way too excited about the prospect of the weekend.
My co-worker is like a Friday fanatic. He high-fived me today and said, 'It's Friday!' I thought, 'Yeah, and it was Monday when you owed me five bucks.'

The Superstitious Friend

Thinks something bad will happen if they don't properly acknowledge Friday.
I told my superstitious friend that Friday the 13th is just a date on the calendar. He said, 'Yeah, but have you noticed it always falls on a Friday?'

The Fitness Freak

Can't decide between enjoying Friday treats or sticking to the strict diet.
I caught my fitness freak friend sneaking into a bakery on a Friday. I said, 'Aren't you on a diet?' He replied, 'Yeah, a die-today-but-tomorrow-I'll-be-fine diet.'

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