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So, I've got this friend who's superstitious, and every time Friday the 13th rolls around, they go into full panic mode. It's like they're expecting Jason Voorhees to pop out of the copy machine or something. I told them, "Relax, it's just a day." But no, they're convinced that if they spill coffee on their keyboard on Friday the 13th, it's not just bad luck, it's a cursed omen. I decided to mess with them a bit. I walked into the office on Friday the 13th wearing a hockey mask and carrying a machete. Okay, not really, but imagine the look on their face if I did! They'd probably start chanting some ancient incantation to ward off the bad luck.
And don't get me started on walking under ladders. I do it all the time, not because I'm brave, but because I'm usually too busy looking at my phone. I figure if something falls on me, at least I'll have a good excuse for not paying attention.
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You ever notice how on a Friday evening, we all have these grand plans for the weekend? We're like, "I'm going to be productive, hit the gym, clean the house, maybe learn a new language." Cut to Sunday night, and I'm watching a documentary about sloths, surrounded by pizza boxes, and the only foreign language I've learned is how to say "delivery" in seven different accents. Friday is like the New Year's Eve of the week. We make resolutions for the weekend that we're never going to keep. By Sunday, I've convinced myself that binge-watching a TV series is a form of self-improvement. I mean, if the characters can overcome their challenges, so can I, right? My couch becomes a life coach, and Netflix is my guru.
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Alright, so the other day, someone hit me with a "Friday knock knock." You know, a Friday-specific knock-knock joke. Now, I didn't even know that was a thing. I'm used to the classic "orange you glad I didn't say banana" kind of knock-knocks, but apparently, now we've got days of the week getting in on the action. So, this person goes, "Friday knock knock." I'm like, "Okay, what's this? Some weekend wisdom?" They go, "Friday." I'm waiting for the punchline, and they just stare at me. It took me a moment, but then it hit me: "Friday who?" And they go, "Friday, my second favorite F-word."
I couldn't decide whether to laugh or give them a high-five for creativity. I mean, it's true, Friday is everyone's second favorite F-word. So now, I'm thinking, what's the first? Food? Facebook? Fitness? Oh well, Friday wins.
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Can we talk about "Casual Fridays" in the workplace? It's like they're giving us permission to show up looking like we just rolled out of bed and threw on whatever clothes were on the floor. "Casual Friday" is the one day I can wear my pajamas to the office without anyone judging me. Well, maybe judging a little, but it's disguised as envy. The struggle is real, though. You're torn between wanting to be comfortable and not wanting HR to file a complaint about your questionable fashion choices. It's like trying to find the perfect balance between "I woke up like this" and "I'm a professional, I promise.
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