10 Jokes For Freudian Slip

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Updated on: Jan 10 2025

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Why did the Freudian slip at the construction site? It couldn't handle all the repressed building materials!
Ever had a Freudian slip at the bar? I asked for a 'margarita' but somehow ordered a 'matricide'!
Freudian slips are like brain typos - instead of 'I'm fine', you accidentally say 'I'm vine.
I had a Freudian slip while at the farm. Instead of 'chickens,' I asked for 'inner conflicts'!
I had a Freudian slip in the bookstore. Instead of 'psychology,' I asked for 'myology'!
Did you hear about the psychologist who had a Freudian slip? He said one thing but meant his mother!
Why did the Freudian slip while talking about emotions? It had an unconscious desire to express!
I made a Freudian slip in a bakery once. I asked for a ‘psychopath’ instead of a ‘rye loaf’!
I had a Freudian slip while gardening. I asked for 'tulips' but said 'two lips' instead!
I had a Freudian slip while cooking. I meant to ask for 'parsley' but instead yelled 'therapy'!

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