9 Jokes For Freudian Slip

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Updated on: Jan 10 2025

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Why did the Freudian slip while talking about dreams? It had an unresolved desire to sleep!
My friend had a Freudian slip while playing chess. Instead of 'bishop,' he said 'mother'!
Ever had a Freudian slip during a hike? I asked for 'mountains' but said 'mom' instead!
I had a Freudian slip at the art gallery. Instead of 'impressionism,' I asked for 'expressionism'!
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother!
Ever had a Freudian slip at the gym? Instead of 'weights,' I asked for 'therapists'!
I had a Freudian slip the other day. I meant to order a salad, but I asked for a large Sunday!
Ever had a Freudian slip while at the zoo? I asked where the psycho-path was instead of the footpath!
Ever had a Freudian slip at the music store? I asked for 'melody' but blurted out 'melancholy'!

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