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Job interviews are like frat parties for adults. Instead of beer pong, you're playing the "How many strengths can you list in under 60 seconds" game. Spoiler alert: my record is two and a half.
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Job interviews are like frats in one crucial way – there's always that one person who takes things way too seriously. "No, I can't join your frat because I'm allergic to hazing, and I prefer my initiation ceremonies without a side of humiliation, thank you very much.
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Frat interviews are like job interviews, but instead of asking about your five-year plan, they want to know if you can handle a beer bong and still recite the alphabet backward. Spoiler alert: I can't.
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Frat interviews make me nostalgic for the good old days when the only thing I had to worry about impressing people with was my ability to remember the names of all seven dwarfs. Now, it's all about "teamwork" and "leadership.
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Frat interviews and job interviews both have that awkward moment when they ask if you have any special talents. "Well, I can recite the entire script of 'Mean Girls' and do a pretty mean interpretative dance to 'Single Ladies.'
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Frat interviews are like job interviews, but with a more relaxed dress code. "So, are cargo shorts and a Hawaiian shirt acceptable for the CFO position, or do I need to step it up a bit?
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The only difference between frat interviews and regular interviews is that in frats, they ask you about your party skills. "Can you juggle flaming shots while reciting the periodic table?" is a legitimate question.
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Job interviews and frat interviews are alike because both involve a lot of smiling, nodding, and pretending you're way more excited about the opportunity than you actually are. "Yes, I'm thrilled at the prospect of being your human beer pong table, thank you for asking.
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Frat interviews are a lot like regular interviews, but with more emphasis on your ability to shotgun a soda and less on your proficiency in Microsoft Excel. Finally, my college skills come in handy!
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