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I went to a restaurant with a broken arm. The waiter asked if I wanted a cast-iron steak. I told him I prefer a menu without fractures!
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What do you call a comedian with a broken leg? A stand-up guy with a sitting down act until the fracture heals!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They're afraid of a bone-shattering experience and a serious fracture of friendship!
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What did the clumsy geologist say after breaking his favorite rock? 'I've hit rock bottom – it's a real fracture in our relationship!
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Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his bone-dry humor, and their relationship was on the verge of a fracture!
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Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It had a screen fracture and needed to work on its emotional cracks!
Fracture Confessions
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I told my friend I had a fracture, and he said, Oh no, how did it happen? I replied, I tried to impress someone with my ninja skills, but I'm more of a clums-asaurus.
Fracture Fables
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I googled fracture stories, hoping for some inspiration. Turns out, most of them involve heroic tales or sports injuries, not slipping on a banana peel in the kitchen.
Fracture Fitness Plan
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I tried to convince my doctor that a fractured leg is just an extreme form of isometric exercise. He wasn't buying it; apparently, Netflix marathons don't count as cardio.
Fracture Flex
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I tried to make my fracture sound cooler by calling it a bone rebellion. Didn't work. My friends just called it a fracture with an identity crisis.
The Sound of Fractures
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Breaking a bone is a weird experience. It's like a combination of a cracking sound and the realization that your body is not Lego-compatible.
Fracture Philosophy
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I asked my doctor for some philosophical advice after my fracture. He said, Life is like a bone; it gets stronger when it heals, and sometimes you need a cast to support it.
Fracture Fashion Show
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I wore my cast to a party, and people started signing it like it's a yearbook. I felt like I was at a bizarre fashion show for the accident-prone.
My Fracture, My Choice
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I recently fractured my arm, and the doctor gave me options for the cast color. I said, Do you have one that matches my wardrobe? Because priorities, right?
Fracture Funnies
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You ever notice how fractures are like the drama queens of injuries? They're always like, Look at me, I'm so unique with my crack, and I need a cast for attention!
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