5 Jokes For Fracture

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 12 2025

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The Tech-Savvy Toddler

When a toddler gets their hands on the latest gadgets.
His favorite game is the one where you try to unlock the phone without the password. Spoiler alert: it ends with a fractured screen and a timeout.

The Clumsy Carpenter

When a carpenter is just too accident-prone.
People say he's the best at nailing things. I didn't realize they meant his fingers.

The Overenthusiastic Chef

When a chef's passion for cooking goes a bit overboard.
Last time I let him in my kitchen, he turned the microwave into a time machine. The popcorn came out with a fracture in flavor history.

The DIY Surgeon

When someone thinks they can fix everything, even their own health.
His idea of a self-checkup involves a hammer and a stethoscope. I guess he wanted to make sure his heart had a good beat, or maybe just a good fracture.

The Ambitious Ballerina

When a ballerina dreams big but coordination says otherwise.
Her dream was to dance like a swan. Reality check: she dances more like a drunken flamingo with a fractured sense of balance.

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