7 Jokes For Fracture

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Updated on: Mar 12 2025

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker, dealing with financial fractures and rolling in the dough!
I told my friend I fell off the stairs and got a hairline fracture. He asked if I needed a wig for support!
I told my friend I could jump higher than a house. He bet me, and I won. Houses can't jump, but I landed with a slight fracture in my pride!
Why did the physics book fall off the shelf? It couldn't handle the pressure and experienced a gravitational fracture!
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it. You've already heard it, and my timing was a bit fractured!
I tried to tell a joke about a broken pencil, but it was pointless. The audience didn't get the fracture of humor!
I fell off my bike and fractured my leg, but it's okay. Now I'm two-tired to ride, and I've got a leg up on the competition!

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