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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything – even the stories about atoms fighting.
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Why did the scarecrow become a boxer? He wanted to prove he had a lot of straw-nth!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I fought my way into the music industry; now I'm rolling in the dough.
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems to solve – it needed a break from fighting.
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Why did the bicycle fall over during the race? It was two-tired from all the fighting.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing – things were getting saucy, and it didn't want to fight.
The Battle of the TV Remote
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You know you're in a serious relationship when you've fought over the TV remote. We had a clash of genres – she wanted romance, I wanted action. So, we compromised and watched a romantic action movie. Turns out, explosions and love scenes don't mix well. Who knew?
The Great Blanket Battle
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We had a disagreement about the blankets on the bed. I like them tucked in, military style. She prefers a more casual blanket drape. It escalated quickly; I felt like I was in a tug-of-war match with my own bed. It's like the linens were staging a rebellion against bedtime discipline.
The Pillow Pet Feud
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My girlfriend and I recently fought about our pillows. She's got this whole army of pillows on the bed – big ones, small ones, decorative ones. I tried to sneak in a Pillow Pet shaped like a slice of pizza. She wasn't having it. Pillow talk turned into pillow war. It was like a fluffy version of Game of Thrones.
The Mystery of the Vanishing Snacks
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Ever fought with your significant other over disappearing snacks? It's like a Scooby-Doo mystery in the kitchen. I set up surveillance cameras, thinking I'd catch a snack thief in action. Turns out, it was just me sleep-eating. My late-night snacks had become my own worst enemy.
The Tangled Earphone Tussle
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Ever fought over tangled earphones? It's like a modern-day spaghetti western. I'm there trying to untangle, she's giving me the death stare. I felt like I needed a tiny sheriff's badge just to survive the untangling duel.
The Sock Battlefield
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In relationships, it's all fun and games until someone loses a sock in the laundry. We fought like it was the Battle of Gettysburg but with laundry baskets. I mean, seriously, where do those missing socks go? Do they elope with the Tupperware lids?
The Toilet Paper Debate
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We recently fought about the right way to put the toilet paper on the roll. I'm a firm believer that it should go over, she's convinced it should go under. We were one step away from calling in a marriage counselor. I even considered starting a support group for Over-the-Top advocates.
The Epic Battle of Household Chores
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So, my partner and I recently fought. Not about anything serious, no. It was the epic battle of household chores. I told her I can't take out the trash because it's against my principles. My principles being, if I can't see the trash, it doesn't exist. It's like my own version of Schroedinger's Garbage.
The Thermostat Confrontation
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The thermostat – the silent instigator of domestic wars. I like it cool; she likes it warm. We argued so much about the thermostat setting that I started having dreams about being chased by giant thermometers. It's a chilling experience, let me tell you.
The Great Toothpaste War
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Have you ever fought with someone over toothpaste? Yeah, it's a thing. My roommate squeezes it from the middle, and I'm like, Who hurt you? What kind of toothpaste trauma are you dealing with? We almost had a dental hygiene showdown. I was ready to call in Colgate as my backup.
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