5 Jokes For Fought

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 09 2025

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The Kitchen Warrior

Battling with my significant other over who's the better cook.
I tried to spice things up by making a romantic dinner. My partner said it was the hottest thing I've ever made, but they weren't talking about the food.

The Argumentative Siblings

Fighting with my sibling for the TV remote.
I tried to compromise and let my sibling pick the show. Now I'm an expert on the mating habits of a rare species of documentaries. Thanks, bro.

The Office Gladiator

Navigating office politics and power struggles.
They say the pen is mightier than the sword. I tried to prove it in the office, but HR wasn't impressed with my epic battle using office supplies.

The Amateur Boxer

Trying to impress my date with my fighting skills.
I tried to look tough by shadowboxing in front of a mirror. Turns out, the mirror won. It's now got a crack and I've got a bruised ego.

The DIY Warrior

Wrestling with IKEA furniture and DIY projects.
I wanted a home gym, so I bought a DIY workout machine. Now it's a clothes hanger, and I've officially declared my closet a "fitness wardrobe.

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