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What's a knight's favorite type of joke? A fort-knightly pun that leaves everyone in stitches!
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How does a knight prepare for a battle in the virtual world? He practices his fort-knight moves!
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Why did the knight bring a ladder to the fortress? Because he wanted to reach the high score in the fort-night!
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Why don't knights ever play hide and seek in the fort? Because good luck hiding when you're wearing armor that clanks!
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Why don't knights ever get bored during a fort-knight siege? Because they always bring their favorite board games to the castle!
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What do you call a fortress that tells jokes? A laugh-castle with a fort-nightly comedy show!
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What do you call a knight who tells the best jokes? Sir Laughter-a-Lot, the fort-knight comedian!
Fortnight Forecast
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Fortnight is like the weather app of video games. You start off with a sunny disposition, but before you know it, there's a storm, you're soaked in sweat, and you're questioning all your life choices. Thanks, but I'll stick to checking the actual weather.
Fortnight Fitness
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I decided to get in shape, so I started a fitness routine inspired by Fortnite. Now, I'm not saying it's effective, but if lunging at strangers and doing squats every time I see a bush is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Fortnight Fumbles
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I tried explaining Fortnite to my grandma, and she thought I was talking about a two-week camping trip. I can just imagine her setting up a tent in the living room, waiting for the storm to pass, and wondering why no one's dropping supply llamas.
Fortnight Fashion
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My character in Fortnite has a better wardrobe than I do in real life. I mean, who knew you could look so stylish while getting sniped by a 12-year-old from across the map? It's like virtual catwalk meets paintball.
Fortnight Fear
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I tried playing Fortnite in the dark once. Big mistake. Every time someone shot at me, I jumped so high I practically needed a parachute. Forget about fighting opponents; my real battle was against heart palpitations.
Fortnight Friendship
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Playing Fortnite is a real test of friendship. If you can survive being on the same squad without ending up in a virtual fistfight, congratulations, you're basically the Avengers of online gaming. My squad? We're more like the Guardians of the Galaxy—disorganized but lovable.
Fortnight Family
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Fortnite has become a family bonding experience in my house. We gather around, take turns playing, and then engage in a heated debate over who gets to choose the landing spot. Forget Monopoly tearing families apart; it's all about Pleasant Park or Lazy Lake.
Fortnight Future
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I asked my crystal ball about the future, and all it showed me was a loading screen. Turns out even the supernatural entities are struggling with Fortnite updates. I guess the spirits need better Wi-Fi too.
Fortnight Foodies
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I heard there's a Fortnight cookbook coming out. Yeah, apparently, the secret ingredient for every recipe is salt. Lots and lots of salt. Forget about seasoning to taste; it's more like seasoning to rage-quit.
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