5 Jokes For Fortnight

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 21 2025

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The Skeptical Sibling

Doubting the importance of "fortnight" in their sibling's life
My sibling told me they're making friends on "fortnight." I told them, "Great, now you have virtual friends who've never seen you in real pants.

The Tech-Impaired Adult

Struggling to comprehend the virtual world of "fortnight"
I downloaded "fortnight" on my phone, and my storage was full within minutes. Apparently, the game takes up more space than my dreams of having a clutter-free phone.

The Overly Competitive Parent

Trying to understand why their child is so obsessed with "fortnight"
My son tried to teach me how to build in "fortnight." I told him I've been building disappointment in my life for years, and I don't need a virtual platform for that.

The Casual Gamer

Playing "fortnight" just for fun, not as a life mission
I told my gaming buddies I play "fortnight" for fun. They looked at me like I just said I enjoy watching paint dry. Well, at least paint doesn't shoot back.

The Confused Grandparent

Mistaking "fortnight" for the old-fashioned use of the term
I asked my grandson if "fortnight" has anything to do with knights. He said, "No, Grandma, it's about battle royales." I told him I remember when a battle royale was fighting for the last piece of cake at family gatherings.

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