5 Jokes For Florence

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Updated on: Sep 27 2024

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I tried to make a reservation at the best restaurant in Florence, but they were fully booked. I guess they had 'pasta point' of no return!
I wanted to make a joke about Florence's architecture, but I'm afraid it would be too 'cornyinthian.
I asked the waiter in Florence for a joke with my pasta. He said, 'Our jokes are like our spaghetti—always al-dente!
I told my friend I was going to Florence, and they said, 'Italy?' I said, 'No, my living room, but nice guess!
I tried to impress my date in Florence by speaking Italian. Turns out, I just ordered two pizzas and a gelato for myself.

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