5 Jokes For Florence

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Updated on: Sep 27 2024

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I told my friend I was learning Italian in Florence. They asked, 'How's it going?' I said, 'It's a pizza cake!
What did the travel agent say about Florence? 'It's the only place where you can get a masterpiece and a cappuccino in the same square!
I asked a Florentine for directions, and they said, 'Follow the river until you find the bridge, but beware of wandering gondolas!
I told my friend I was going to Florence to see some art. They said, 'You're just trying to brush up on your culture, aren't you?
I asked my GPS for directions to Florence. It replied, 'Turn right at the next Michelangelo and then head straight to the pasta gallery.

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