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I decided to have a quiet night in Florence, you know, just to relax. But every time I closed my eyes, all I could think of was Florence and the Machine playing in the background. It's like the city has its own soundtrack. I felt like I was in a romantic comedy, but instead of a leading man, it's Florence stealing the show.
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You ever try using GPS in Florence? It's like playing hide and seek with a satellite. "Turn left... no, wait, recalculating. Now, turn right... oh, never mind, you missed the exit." I swear, the GPS in Florence has a more complicated relationship status than my last breakup.
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I was in Florence recently, and I realized something mind-blowing. Florence could be a superhero during the day and a rockstar by night. Can't you just picture it? She fights crime with a microphone and a cape, belting out high notes to defeat villains. "No more bad guys, only good vibes!
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