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Why did the flatmate bring a map to the apartment? Because he kept getting lost in thought!
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Why did the flatmate take a pencil to bed? In case he wanted to draw the curtains!
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I told my flatmate I can't stand his constant . He replied, 'Well, you better sit down for this one!
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Why did the flatmate become a chef? Because he wanted to cook up some great friendships!
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Why did the flatmate wear a backpack to the kitchen? Because he wanted to snack-pack!
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Why did the flatmate bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the flatmate bring a calendar to the living room? Because he wanted to have a date!
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Living with a flatmate is like having a pet that can talk back. And if my cat ever ate my leftover lasagna, I'd have a new flatmate.
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Living with a flatmate is like playing a constant game of hide and seek, but instead of hiding, they're just hiding the fact that they finished the last slice of pizza!
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I tried to set boundaries with my flatmate, but they must have missed the memo. Either that or they used it as a coaster for their coffee mug.
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You know you've hit a new level of friendship with your flatmate when you can have a full conversation using just passive-aggressive sticky notes.
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I thought I had a good relationship with my flatmate until I found out they were using my toothbrush. Now, the only thing we share is a mutual hatred for minty freshness.
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I asked my flatmate if they believed in ghosts. They said no, but I swear I've seen the ghost of my missing snacks haunting the kitchen at midnight!
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I asked my flatmate if they believed in personal space. They said yes, but apparently, my side of the couch is their idea of a cozy little nook.
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Living with a flatmate is like being in a sitcom, except there's no laugh track, and the only punchline is the absurdity of finding their dirty socks in the fridge. I swear, it's a sitcom – 'The Roommate Chronicles: Where Socks Go to Chill.'
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I tried to introduce my flatmate to the concept of 'cleaning duty.' Apparently, in their language, it's called 'I'll do it tomorrow' – a language I'm still trying to translate.
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