7 Jokes For Flatmate

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Updated on: Aug 14 2024

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Why did the flatmate bring a ladder to the movie night? He wanted to catch every scene!
My flatmate asked me if I believe in love at first sight. I told him, 'No, I believe in groceries at first sight.
I asked my flatmate if he could lend me some space. He gave me a puzzled look and said, 'We have plenty in the fridge.
My flatmate told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged him.
Living with my flatmate is like a box of chocolates – it's full of nuts!
My flatmate told me he could make a belt out of watches. I said, 'That's a waist of time!
My flatmate thinks he's a gardening expert. He asked me how to plant a light bulb.

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