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The Invisible Flatmate
When your flatmate is always mysteriously absent.
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I'm starting to think she's not my flatmate but a ninja in disguise. The rent is just her cover charge for stealth training.
The Eternal Borrower Flatmate
When your flatmate treats your stuff like a public library.
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I started labeling my food in the fridge. Now, all my leftovers are called "Biohazard Experiment #37." She still eats them.
The Social Media Celebrity Flatmate
When your flatmate turns your home into a reality show without your consent.
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I told her we should get a pet. She said, "Only if it can trend on Instagram." Now we have a goldfish with its own hashtag.
The Culinary Disaster Flatmate
When your flatmate thinks she's a master chef, but the kitchen looks like a crime scene.
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She burned water once. I didn't even know that was possible until I saw her cooking.
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