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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks!
Fishing for Compliments
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I'm always skeptical about compliments. You know, when someone says, You're a catch! I'm like, Am I a fish now? If I am, I demand to be a majestic salmon, not a floundering flounder!
Something's Fishy
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You ever get that feeling when you walk into a seafood joint, and you're like, Wow, this place smells fishy? And then you realize it's not just the smell, it's the seafood looking at you like, Yeah, we're not fooling anyone, we're out of our depth here!
Underwater Mysteries
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You ever wonder about underwater civilizations? I bet there's a fish city somewhere down there where they debate the existence of land. Nah, that's just a bedtime story the elder fish tell their fry. There's no way creatures can live outside of water!
Fishy Business
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You know what's fishy? When you go to a restaurant, and the waiter recommends the catch of the day. Catch of the day? It's not like they're out there on a mini boat, struggling to reel in dinner. It's more like they’re trying to get rid of yesterday's leftovers.
The Great Escape
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I tried to release a fish back into the wild once. It looked at me like, You expect me to survive out there after tasting your fish flakes? I'd rather sign up for another round in your aquarium, pal!
Deep Sea Drama
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I saw a documentary about deep-sea creatures. Have you seen those fish down there? They've got more drama than a soap opera. There's a crab stealing a snail's shell while a shrimp is trying to broker peace between two squids who won't talk to each other. It's like the Real Housewives of the Ocean!
The Fish Whisperer
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I tried fishing once. The fish looked at my bait like, Seriously? You think I'll fall for that? I ended up having a heart-to-heart with a trout, discussing the intricacies of life. Next thing you know, I've got a school of fish following me on Instagram!
Swimming with Sharks
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They say you should never swim with sharks. But have you seen Wall Street? That's like swimming in a sea full of financial predators! At least with sharks, you can throw them a snack and call it a day. On Wall Street, they'll take your wallet and ask for a tip!
Fish and Chips, Anyone?
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I ordered fish and chips at a restaurant once. The waiter came over and said, Sorry, we're out of fish. Out of fish? That's like a burger joint saying, Apologies, we're out of beef! Just call it chips and a wish for fish.
Fishy Fashion Trends
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Have you noticed fashion lately? It's like they're taking cues from fish. Sequins are in? That's just fish scales for humans! And don't get me started on those metallic outfits. I'm waiting for someone to walk the runway in a full-on anglerfish costume!
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