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You know what's fishy to me? Sushi restaurants that have fish tanks as decor. It's like, "Hey, here's our future menu on display, swimming around happily. Say hi to your dinner!
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Have you ever noticed that the fish in aquariums swim in circles? It's like they're on a perpetual treadmill. No wonder they always look so fed up—eternally swimming to nowhere, just like a fish version of Groundhog Day.
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You know what's fishy? The fact that "sleeping with the fishes" is a phrase used to imply someone's been, well, taken care of. Do the fishes have a reputation for being excellent roommates, or is it just an unfortunate choice of words?
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Fish have this incredible talent of looking both completely uninterested and highly judgmental at the same time. It's like they're thinking, "Oh, you again? What drama are you bringing to my bowl today?
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Fish are incredible actors. They pretend to be dead just to freak us out, and then suddenly, they'll be swimming around like, "Surprise! I was just practicing my 'playing dead' routine. Did I get you?
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I find it amusing how people react to the fish they catch. They'll proudly show off their prize catch, but if it's too small, suddenly it becomes a "glorious escape story." "Oh, this little guy outsmarted me! He's the Houdini of the sea!
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Have you ever tried to count the fish in an aquarium? It's like they're playing an underwater game of hide-and-seek, and the rules are simple: they hide in the plants or behind the castle, and you seek them until you lose interest.
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Isn't it strange how fishing is the only activity where the goal is to deceive and outsmart your opponent before essentially inviting them over for dinner? It's like the ultimate bait-and-switch scheme.
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Have you ever noticed how fish tanks are like aquatic reality TV shows? There's always drama, gossip, and someone trying to steal the spotlight. It's like "Real Housewives," but with more bubbles and fewer arguments about who didn't invite who to the coral party.
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