7+ Best Witty Jokes first time Jokes

Sort By:

The first time I tried to do yoga, I realized my body wasn't flexible... but my excuses were.

The first time I tried to make a soufflé, it rose to the occasion... and then promptly deflated.

The first time I went fishing, it was quite a reel experience.

The first time I tried to juggle, I dropped the ball... quite literally.

The first time I cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a poultry in motion.

The first time I tried to catch fog, I mist.

The first time I tried to be punny, I felt like I was pun-derachieving.

Topic of the day

Jul 13 2025

0
Total Topics

0
Added Today