8+ Best One Liners first time Jokes

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My first time giving a speech felt like a marathon. I stumbled across the finish line.

My first time trying to ice skate was a slippery slope... mostly downwards.

My first time playing golf was a hole in one... or maybe a hundred.

My first time trying to be a stand-up comedian fell flat... almost as flat as my jokes.

My first time skydiving was breathtaking... and then I remembered to pull the parachute.

My first time on a diet felt like a huge missed steak.

My first time hiking was intense. I'm not sure if I conquered the mountain or if it conquered me.

My first time using an elevator was uplifting, but it had its ups and downs.

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