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New Parents
Dealing with a crying baby at 3 AM
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I used to think 3 AM feedings were for night owls. Now, 3 AM is just an ungodly hour when I negotiate with a tiny human who's convinced that a wet diaper is a reason to wake up the entire neighborhood.
First Time Traveling Solo
Navigating through airport security and public transportation
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The airline lost my luggage on my first solo trip. I felt like a contestant on a survival reality show – "Congratulations, you've just won a week in the wilderness with nothing but the clothes on your back and a toothbrush." Thanks, but I'd rather have my suitcase back.
Job Interview
Navigating the fine line between confidence and overconfidence
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I tried to impress them with my multitasking skills. I spilled coffee on my resume while answering a question, and all I could think was, "Well, at least I'm consistent – both my life and my coffee are a mess.
First Day at the Gym
Trying to impress everyone while figuring out how the equipment works
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Trying to act cool on the elliptical is like trying to dance at a wedding with two left feet. I'm over here flailing like a penguin on roller skates, and people are giving me encouraging nods like, "You got this... sort of.
Cooking for the First Time
Realizing the difference between a teaspoon and a tablespoon
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I tried baking cookies, but they turned into one giant cookie sheet-shaped monstrosity. The recipe said, "Keep them two inches apart." Well, I guess my cookies are just really affectionate.
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