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What did the fiddler say to the musician who was always late? 'You need to get in tune with the rest of us!
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I tried to play the fiddle, but all I managed to do was get into a tight spot!
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Why did the fiddler apply for a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to make some sweet dough!
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What's a fiddler's favorite type of clothing? Anything with strings attached!
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What's a fiddler's favorite type of humor? Anything that's a little string-along!
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I met a fiddler who could charm snakes. I tried that with my pet cat, and now I'm banned from the vet's office.
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Ever asked a fiddler for relationship advice? They'll tell you it's all about bowing in the right direction and not hitting the wrong notes. Helpful until you realize they're talking about music.
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I tried to impress a fiddler once by saying, 'I play a mean air guitar.' They nodded and said, 'Ah, the invisible struggle.'
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Fiddlers and modern technology don't mix. I asked one to play me a tune on Spotify. Ended up with a serenade from the fridge.
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The Fiddler and the WiFi Router: One plays tunes, the other plays dead—guess which one I'm begging to restart!
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Fiddlers have it tough in the digital age. They used to worry about tuning strings, now they worry about auto-correct changing 'fiddle' to 'middle.'
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Fiddlers are patient. I once saw one play through a power outage. When asked how, they said, 'My violin is a charged acoustic.'
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Fiddlers and my love life have something in common: both involve a lot of string theory and a questionable sense of rhythm.
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Fiddlers are like magicians: they pull strings and captivate audiences. But unlike magicians, they don't disappear when they mess up.
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