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The Fiddler in a Rock Band
Trying to fit a fiddle into a rock and roll lifestyle
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Rock and roll is all about smashing guitars on stage. I tried it with my fiddle once. The band wasn't too happy. They said, "That's a $500 fiddle!" I replied, "Well, it's rock and roll. It's supposed to be rebellious. I can write you an invoice if you want.
The Frustrated Fiddler
Always getting confused for a violinist
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Being a fiddler is tough. I went to a job interview, and they asked about my skills. I said, "Well, I can fiddle." They handed me a violin and said, "Show us." I played 'Cotton-Eyed Joe.' I didn't get the job, but they did invite me to their square dance later.
The Competitive Fiddler
Facing off against other fiddlers
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I lost a fiddling competition once. The judge said, "Your performance lacked depth." I said, "Well, excuse me for not turning 'Turkey in the Straw' into a Shakespearean tragedy. Next time, I'll add a fiddler soliloquy.
The Fiddler in the Orchestra
Standing out in a sea of violins
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The violinists in the orchestra keep giving me dirty looks. I told them, "Hey, I'm just adding a little country flavor to the classical mix. You can thank me later when we're all doing the electric slide in tuxedos.
The Romantic Fiddler
Trying to impress a date with fiddling
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I played a love ballad on my fiddle for my crush. She said, "That's sweet, but can you play something more modern?" I looked at her and said, "Lady, this fiddle is practically a time machine. What's more modern than that?
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