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I've come to the conclusion that office meetings have a resident fiddler. It's the one who can't resist tapping their pen like they're composing the next great symphony while everyone else is desperately trying to keep their eyes open through another PowerPoint presentation.
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Ever been stuck behind a fiddler at the ATM? They're the ones treating the keypad like it's a complex puzzle they need to solve. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just hoping they don't accidentally transfer their life savings to the wrong account.
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You know you're in for a wild ride when you're at a wedding and spot the fiddler on the dance floor. They're the ones who turn a slow dance into a Broadway performance, twirling and dipping as if they're auditioning for "So You Think You Can Waltz?
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I've discovered that libraries have silent fiddlers. They're the ones who, instead of reading, are busy tapping their foot like they're at a rock concert. It's like, buddy, the only rock here is the one you're about to get thrown at you if you don't quiet down.
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I recently realized that elevators have their own version of a fiddler - the person who repeatedly presses the close door button, as if that's the secret passcode to the express elevator to success. Dude, calm down, it's not a magic portal, it's just an impatient person's favorite game.
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In the world of fast food, the fiddler is the one who takes forever at the soda machine, mixing and matching flavors like they're crafting the secret formula for the elixir of life. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just thirsty and hoping they don't create a soda explosion.
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Grocery store conveyor belts have their own fiddler too - that person who insists on rearranging their items like they're playing a high-stakes game of grocery store Tetris. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to stack our items without crushing the bread.
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Airports have their own breed of fiddlers – the person who treats the baggage carousel like a catwalk, posing and pivoting while waiting for their luggage. It's like they're auditioning for "America's Next Top Suitcase Model.
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You ever notice how every household has a designated "fiddler"? You know, that one person who can't resist twirling and fidgeting with random objects like they're auditioning for the world's quietest one-person band. My house has a fiddler, and I'm pretty sure our remote control thinks it's training for the gymnastics Olympics.
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Who else has a fiddler in their group chat? You know, that one person who can't resist sending random emojis like they're curating a modern art exhibit. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to decipher if the thumbs up means agreement or if they're just really excited about something.
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