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What do you call a fencing competition between two dentists? Plaque vs. Plunge!
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I tried fencing once, but I was on the fence about it. Now I'm just stuck in a picket of indecision!
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Why did the fencer bring a ladder to the match? Because he heard the competition was high!
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Why did the fencer become an artist? Because they knew how to make a masterpiece with every stroke!
Fencing: The Sport of Passive-Aggressive Neighbors
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My neighbor challenged me to a fencing match to settle a dispute. We went at it for hours, and in the end, we both agreed that his dog should stop using my lawn as a restroom. Fences make good neighbors, but swords settle the score.
Fencing or Dancing?
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Fencing is all about fancy footwork and quick reactions. It's like a dance, but instead of a partner, you have a sword. You haven't truly danced until you've foxtrotted with a foil.
Fence, the Great Protector
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I told my friends I was learning fencing for self-defense. Now they won't stop asking if I'm training to protect myself from squirrels. Hey, those little guys can be pretty aggressive!
Fencing: The Sport of Misheard Words
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I overheard people talking about fencing, and I thought they said fending. So, I trained for weeks to be the world champion at swatting away mosquitoes. Turns out, there's no gold medal for that.
Fence, the Silent Judge
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I joined a fencing competition, and the referee was so serious, I felt like I was in a duel with a librarian. One wrong move, and you get shushed out of the tournament.
Fence of Friendship
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I tried to impress my date by taking her to a fencing class. It was going well until I accidentally poked her in the foot. Nothing says romance like a tetanus shot and a limp.
Fencing Fiascos
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You ever try fencing? It's like playing chess, but with more stabbing and fewer kings. I bought a fencing foil thinking it was the fanciest selfie stick ever. Turns out, my bathroom mirror disagrees.
Fence vs. My Fashion Sense
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I thought fencing would make me look cool and sophisticated, but now my neighbors just think I'm trying to keep my yard from escaping. Who knew a white picket fence was so judgmental?
Fence, the Marriage Counselor
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My wife and I decided to settle our arguments through fencing. Turns out, waving sharp objects at each other isn't the best way to resolve who forgot to take out the trash.
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