bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
The Eager Beginner
Overenthusiastic but clueless
0
0
The eager beginner thought "epee" was French for "extra pointy." Now, everyone's afraid to practice with them.
The Reluctant Parent
Kid wants to fence, but parent worries about safety
0
0
My child insisted on fencing, so I signed them up. Now, every time they win a match, they want a sword upgrade. I didn't realize parenting would involve a cutlery budget.
The Paranoid Fencer
Always worried about cheating
0
0
I'm so paranoid about cheating that I insisted on a drug test for my opponent. They passed, but their sword tested positive for iron.
The Competitive Couple
Relationship competition through fencing
0
0
Date night turned into fencing night. Now, the only foreplay we have is deciding who gets the shiny sword for the evening.
Post a Comment