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You know, the other day, I wasn't feeling well at all. So, I decided to visit the doctor. You know how it goes, right? You sit there, patiently waiting for the cure to your mysterious ailments. The doctor comes in, looks at me, and says, "I've got just the thing for you: feel better." I mean, seriously? "Feel better"? That's the medical advice I waited an hour for? It's like going to a restaurant, asking for recommendations, and the waiter saying, "Eat something." Thanks, Doc! I was planning on feeling worse, but now that you've told me to feel better, I guess I'll give it a shot!
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You ever stop to think that maybe "feel better" is part of a global conspiracy? Like, what if there's a secret society of doctors who are in on this? They gather in dark rooms, wearing mysterious cloaks, and their secret handshake is just telling each other to "feel better." I can imagine it now: "Yes, Doctor Johnson, our plan is working. We've convinced the entire world that 'feel better' is the ultimate cure. Next, we'll tackle world peace with 'feel better' diplomacy!" Watch out, folks. The "feel better" revolution is upon us.
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I've discovered the secret power of "feel better." It's not just a phrase; it's a cure-all. You got a headache? Feel better! Relationship troubles? Feel better! Stubbed your toe? Feel better! It's like the Swiss Army knife of empathy. It doesn't matter what the problem is; "feel better" is the solution. I'm thinking of starting my own self-help book. Chapter one: "Feel Better 101." I'll just write "feel better" on every page, and people will pay big bucks for it. Hey, if it works for me, it'll work for the world!
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So, I took the doctor's advice to heart and decided to embrace the magic of "feel better." I started saying it to everyone I met. You know, instead of a regular greeting, just throwing out a casual "Feel better!" Imagine going to a party and saying, "Hey, Bob! Feel better!" And Bob's like, "I'm perfectly fine, just having a good time." And you respond, "Well, you can always feel better, right?" It's the new way of saying hello. I'm starting a trend, folks!
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