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I'm starting to think that "feel better" is the adult version of a Band-Aid. Got a problem? Slap on a "feel better." It might not fix the issue, but it covers it up nicely.
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Feel better" is like the emotional equivalent of turning something off and on again. Bad mood? Feel better. Stressful day? Feel better. I'm starting to think that if we could bottle "feel better," we'd solve half of the world's problems.
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My friend texted me "feel better" when I told him I had a cold. I appreciate the sentiment, but does my immune system have a direct line to your good vibes? Is there a hotline for that?
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I love how "feel better" is the cure for all ailments. You could be at the doctor's office, and they're like, "Well, it looks like you have a severe case of 'feel better.' Take two positive thoughts and call me in the morning.
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You know you're an adult when "feel better" becomes the standard response to any complaint. My car broke down, feel better. My Wi-Fi is acting up, feel better. I burned my toast this morning, and someone's like, "Hey, feel better about that toast situation.
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Feel better" is the social equivalent of a pat on the back. You spill your coffee, someone's there saying, "Feel better, champ." Like, is there a hidden camera somewhere? Is this a feel-good reality show, and I didn't get the memo?
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I love how "feel better" has become the universal response to awkward situations. You accidentally walk into the wrong restroom, and someone goes, "Feel better." Yeah, thanks, I'll feel better once I find the right door.
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I'm thinking about starting a support group for people who receive unsolicited "feel better" messages. We can gather, share our experiences, and collectively figure out how to feel better about receiving so many "feel better"s.
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Has anyone noticed that "feel better" is the only prescription that everyone is qualified to give? Imagine going to the pharmacy, and the pharmacist is like, "Here's your medication, and by the way, feel better." I didn't know CVS was now offering emotional support.
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