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Why was the FDA inspector invited to the barbecue? To 'grill' the chef about his secret sauce!
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Why did the FDA agent go to the art exhibit? To 'canvas' for any suspicious ingredients!
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I tried to cook a meal that met all FDA standards. It was a 'tall order' to fill!
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What did the FDA agent say at the fancy restaurant? 'I'm here to 'inspect' your exquisite flavors!
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Why did the FDA agent bring a magnifying glass to the restaurant? To closely 'examine' every dish!
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Why did the FDA agent attend the food festival? To 'sample' some serious cuisine!
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Why did the cookie apply for FDA approval? To ensure it wasn't 'crumbling' under pressure!
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I tried to sneak a forbidden snack past the FDA. It was a 'fruitless' endeavor!
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What did the FDA inspector say to the uncooperative chef? 'You're 'stirring' up trouble with these ingredients!
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I heard the FDA is training dogs to detect unsafe food. Looks like they're on the 'scent' of something fishy!
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Why did the FDA agent bring a ruler to the bakery? To measure the 'dimensions' of a perfect pastry!
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Why did the FDA agent become a chef? Because they wanted to ensure everything was 'approved' to perfection!
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Why did the FDA reject the baker's dessert? It didn't quite 'rise' to the occasion!
The FDA Guide to Social Media
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I heard the FDA is developing guidelines for social media content. I can't wait for the day they start grading our tweets. This joke gets an A+ for originality, but a C- for potential side effects – excessive laughter may lead to weird stares from strangers.
The FDA, Keeping Romance Safe
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I recently discovered that the FDA has guidelines for personal lubricants. I guess they're making sure our romantic endeavors are up to code. It's like they're saying, Love is a beautiful thing, but please use protection – for your heart and other body parts.
FDA Fashion Statements
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I was reading about FDA regulations, and apparently, they have rules about what can be considered non-toxic. I'm thinking, great, now I need the FDA's fashion advice. Is this shirt non-toxic, officer? I don't want any harmful chemicals making a fashion statement on my skin.
FDA and the Mystery of Ingredients
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Have you ever tried to read the ingredients list on a food label? It's like deciphering an ancient manuscript. Sodium benzoate, ascorbic acid, and a touch of mystique. I'm pretty sure the FDA is just making up words to keep us on our toes. I mean, what's next, unicorn extract?
Fussing Dramatically About Acronyms
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The FDA, the FBI, the CIA – it's like the government is just playing Scrabble with acronyms. I can see it now, a spy-themed game night where they're all arguing, You can't use 'FDA,' that's for food regulation, not espionage! It's all fun and games until someone puts down 'IRS' for a triple word score.
FDA-approved Relationships
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Imagine if relationships came with an FDA approval stamp. Yes, officer, she meets all the necessary requirements: good sense of humor, emotional stability, and an allergy to drama. We're FDA approved, baby!
FDA Follies
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You ever notice how the FDA puts expiration dates on everything? I bought a pack of gum the other day, and it said best if chewed before 2023. I mean, come on, it's gum! I'm not planning a timeless bubble-blowing masterpiece here. I just want my breath to be minty, not a relic from the past.
FDA and the Quest for the Perfect Breakfast
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I saw a cereal box claiming to be FDA recommended for a balanced breakfast. Really? I didn't know the FDA had a nutritionist hotline. I can imagine someone calling, Hey, I'm torn between the fruit loops and the bran flakes – which one's more government-approved?
FDA and the Art of Subtle Warning Labels
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Have you noticed those tiny warnings on medicine bottles that say things like May cause drowsiness or Avoid operating heavy machinery? I'm just waiting for one that says, FDA warns: May result in spontaneous interpretative dance. Use caution during office meetings.
Fast-food Decisions and Ambiguity
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The other day, I was at a fast-food joint, and I noticed a sign that said, Our food is FDA approved. Well, that's reassuring, but can we talk about who needs this kind of approval? I mean, I don't want my burger passing a government inspection; I just want it to pass my taste buds without giving me a heart attack.
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