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Conspiracy Theorist
Believing FDA is hiding something
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I saw an FDA-approved label and thought, "Great, they've approved it. It must be healthy." Then I realized they also approved diet soda, and I'm pretty sure that stuff is just carbonated lies.
Food Blogger
Balancing the quest for delicious content with health concerns
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The FDA wants me to be a beacon of nutritious choices, but my followers want me to be the Willy Wonka of the food world. It's hard to find the right balance between a superfood smoothie and a triple-layer chocolate cake. Maybe I should start a series called "Salads That Taste Like Cake.
Fitness Freak
Resisting the temptation of FDA-approved indulgences
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My friends ask me, "Why don't you eat that delicious-looking FDA-approved dessert?" And I'm like, "Because I have goals!" Then I sneak a protein bar when they're not looking. It's all about balance, right?
FDA Inspector
Balancing health and taste
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My job involves checking food labels all day. It's like being a detective, but instead of solving crimes, I'm solving the mystery of why there's so much sodium in everything. Seriously, who needs that much salt? I guess we're all just preserving ourselves for the apocalypse.
Fast Food Chef
Trying to please both the FDA and customers
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I tried making a healthy fast-food item once. I added a salad to the menu, but it turns out people only order it when they're feeling guilty about the large fries they're also getting. It's like a food confession booth.
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