9+ Best One Liners Jokes For favorite food

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I spilled my coffee this morning, and it was a sad sight. It was a dark roast.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

I asked the waiter if the restaurant had a vegetarian option. He said, 'Yes, we do. You can leave.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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