6 Jokes For Father And Son

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Updated on: Feb 10 2025

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I told my son he should always aim high. He said, 'Dad, that's what the trampoline is for!
I asked my dad if he could put the cat out. He said, 'I didn't know it was on fire!
I asked my dad if he knew any dad jokes. He said, 'I've been practicing for years; I call them 'fatherhood'!
My son told me he wanted to be a musician. I said, 'Well, you've already mastered the trombone of my existence!
My son asked me if I ever had a near-death experience. I said, 'Yeah, when your mom was in labor!
My son asked me to put his shoes on, but I told him I'm not a footstool. He said, 'Well, you're definitely a dad-joke stool!

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