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Why did the father hamburger give his son a grill lesson? He wanted to beef up his cooking skills!
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Why did the father calculator help his son with math homework? He wanted to multiply the family's knowledge!
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Why did the father cookie enroll his son in baking school? He wanted him to be a smart cookie!
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Why did the father clock punish his son clock? Because he tocked too much and didn't listen!
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Why did the father cell phone ground his son cell phone? Because he was caught texting in class!
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Why did the father pencil enroll his son in drawing class? He wanted him to draw his own path in life!
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Why did the father tomato turn to the son tomato? Because he wanted to ketchup on family matters!
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Why did the father broom give his son a sweep lesson? He wanted to ensure he was raising a clean-sweeper!
The Car Lecture
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The other day, my dad gave me a lecture about cars. He was like, Son, this car is an extension of yourself. So now, I'm driving around with an identity crisis. I asked my car how it feels, but it just honked at me.
Dad Jokes Unleashed
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My dad is the master of dad jokes. He's got a joke for every situation. I told him I was cold, and he said, Go stand in the corner; they're usually 90 degrees. Dad, you're the reason I have trust issues with thermometers.
Father's Day Gift
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I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day, and he said, Just a little peace and quiet. So, I wrapped up his TV remote in soundproofing material. Happy Father's Day, Dad, enjoy the silence.
Dad's Technology Woes
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My dad and technology are like oil and water. He once asked me to rewind an email. I didn't have the heart to tell him that emails don't come with a VCR.
Fatherly Advice
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Dads always have this profound advice, like, Son, never go to bed angry. Well, Dad, I tried that, but I ended up staying awake for three days straight. Now I have a PhD in grudge-holding. Thanks for the wisdom.
Fatherly Logic
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Dads have this unique logic. Mine said, Son, if you're ever lost, just follow your instincts. Well, Dad, I followed my instincts in a grocery store once, and I ended up in the cereal aisle for 20 minutes. Turns out, my instincts love Frosted Flakes.
Dad's Superpower
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My dad thinks he has this superpower of knowing when I'm up to no good. He'll call me out randomly, like, I sense mischief. I'm convinced he installed CCTV cameras in my room when I wasn't looking. I've got to be careful with my evil plans; Dad's the real-life superhero.
Fatherly Wisdom
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My dad once told me, Son, always follow your dreams. Well, Dad, now I'm on a first-name basis with all the pizza delivery guys. Turns out, my dream is to have a different topping every night.
The Talk
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My dad recently gave me 'the talk.' You know, the one about responsibility and adulthood. I felt like I was in a TED Talk, and he was the speaker. I half-expected a PowerPoint presentation. And here, son, is a graph depicting your diminishing social life as you enter the realm of bills and taxes.
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