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You know, they say father and son relationships are like Wi-Fi connections. You're connected, but half the time, you're not really sure if it's working. My dad, he's a classic example. We were setting up the Wi-Fi at home, and he was giving me advice like he was some tech guru. Dad: "Son, the key to a good Wi-Fi is a strong password."
Me: "Okay, what's your idea of a strong password, Dad?"
Dad: "Your birthdate!"
I'm like, "Dad, that's the first thing hackers would try!"
But you've got to love the optimism. He thinks our Wi-Fi password is the gatekeeper to some secret government files. I wouldn't be surprised if he starts calling it the "Patriot Passcode" or something.
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Father-son tech support is a whole new level of bonding. I'm helping my dad with his smartphone, and it's like explaining rocket science to a goldfish. Me: "Dad, you just swipe left to answer the call."
Dad:
Swipes right
Me: "No, Dad, the other left!"
It's like teaching a dog to tap dance. But here's the kicker. He finally gets the hang of it and says, "Back in my day, we just yelled louder to communicate!"
Ah, the good old days of analog communication - where volume was the key to a successful conversation.
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Father and son moments are incomplete without dad jokes. My old man, he's the king of dad jokes. We were driving, and he pointed at a cemetery, saying, "Hey, people are dying to get in there!" I'm like, "Dad, really? At a cemetery?"
And he just chuckles, pleased with himself, like he just dropped the comedy bomb of the century. I'm thinking of collecting all his dad jokes and publishing a book called "101 Ways to Torture Your Kids with Puns.
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You know how fathers always think they have this reservoir of wisdom? My dad decided to impart some profound advice to me the other day. Dad: "Son, in life, always follow your dreams."
Me: "Wow, that's deep, Dad."
Dad: "Yeah, because you never know when they might lead you to a better Wi-Fi signal!"
I mean, seriously? I was expecting some profound life-changing advice, and I get Wi-Fi wisdom. I guess the signal to his brain got a bit weak there.
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