7 Jokes About Fasting

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Updated on: Jun 26 2025

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I decided to try intermittent fasting. It's like regular fasting, but with snack breaks!
Why did the comedian try fasting while juggling? He wanted to drop some pounds!
I asked my friend why he's fasting. He said it's the only time his stomach gets an 'empty' notification.
I told my refrigerator about my fasting plan. Now it's on a diet, too – it's only chilling!
Why did the dieter become a great comedian? Because he knew how to fast with humor!
Why don't fasting people ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your stomach starts growling!
I tried to make a joke about fasting, but it just didn't have enough calories. So, I added some wit instead!

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